Vital Information

Vital Information is a recurring sketch in the Nickelodeon sketch-comedy series All That. The sketch is considered the center piece of the show before the "Relaunch Era" of the series. In seasons 1-4, the sketch was hosted by Lori Beth Denberg, Danny Tamberelli (seasons 5-6), and Lil JJ (season 10).

Premise
The skit usually features the host playing with a certain object as the announcer says "Now **insert host name** with Vital Information for your everyday life". The host stops whatever they are doing and starts looking at the camera while delivering one-liners, usually three in a row.

One-Liner Examples

 * Oh Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh I HATE the Macarena.
 * If you don't know the difference between bologna and your underwear, then I ain't eatin' a sandwich at your house!
 * I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our hand in the car door.
 * Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
 * If you see someone drowning, it's rude to stand there trying to throw popcorn into their mouth.
 * If you accidentally flush your friend down the toilet, you either got a huuuge toilet or a teenie little friend.